Like a Melting Pot

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My SNL moment

My SNL moment

I fucking hate Delaware. I have been back for a month and I honestly cannot believe how I survived about 15 years in this bambi-killing, mindless, redneck shit hole. Like literally, because there is chicken shit everywhere. 

I fucking hate how I have to feel restrained when getting dressed in the morning. I had to go the DMV today, and was conflicted. My style was majorly manipulated by the dumb fucks who would probably shoot me and hang me up on their wall next to a dead duck or something. 

I fucking hate every girl who wears a North Face jacket , jeans, and Uggs. 

It’s been real DC. Next stop: NYC

It’s been real DC. Next stop: NYC

Reading Grace down by the waterfront was a prime decision until all the little children summoned their friends, the seagulls. Its like they wanted to get shit on. Little fucks.

Reading Grace down by the waterfront was a prime decision until all the little children summoned their friends, the seagulls. Its like they wanted to get shit on. Little fucks.

It’s mutha fuckin cold today.

It’s mutha fuckin cold today.

So not only is the Scotch and Soda store amazingly designed, but the brand also has incredible packaging for online orders. I love how the receipt and return form are on full size letter paper and the detail of the “artsy” picture on the back does not hurt one bit.

A look in to spring/summer 2013 with Yves Saint Laurent…

Slightly reminds me of bad ass circus…a circus of fashion of course!

(Source: ysl.com)

Last J.Crew purchase for a while…Macalister oxfords

Last J.Crew purchase for a while…Macalister oxfords

Who ever said socks are bad xmas gifts is seriously disturbed.

Socks from Topman

Who ever said socks are bad xmas gifts is seriously disturbed.

Socks from Topman